Dustin Zell is a ghost online. Other than assorted Brown Bear collections, I couldn't find out anything about him. So be it. "Stubby Christmas" is about a Christmas gift. As innocent and sweet as the music is, the lyrics are a bit...um...concerning. His gift goes "stab, stab, stab". Then it's a baseball bat that goes "swing, swing, swing". Sounds like one of those dolls from the Chuckie franchise. I mean, you know, the intent here seems violent. But maybe I'm just reading too much into it. Maybe the person receiving these gifts needed a knife to carve the turkey and and and loves to play softball. Still, it's a fun little tune, even if the word "Stubby" never appears in the actual lyrics.
Feel free to check out all three Brown Bear Christmas collections--2013, 2014, 2015--or just download "Stubby Christmas" by Dustin Zell. It's all free at Bandcamp.