1. Good King Wenceslas (00:29) 2. Away in a Travelodge (01:30) 3. Hark! (00:15) 4. O come! O come! Emmanuel (01:18) 5. Little Donkey (00:39) 6. Boozy New Year (01:36) |
They must be making these things specifically for mixtapers. These tunes are the perfect drop-ins to spice up your holiday headtape. I purposely left in the run-times up top so you can see what I mean. For example, take "Hark!" It goes like this: "Hark the herald angels sing! Fake News." Is that perfect or what? And, trust me, it's not even 15 seconds, though that's what it's pegged at.
My favorite is "Away In A Travelodge" (not embedded due to a single use of the "s" word):
The only poor bastard that’s staying here is you
The staff eye you up as you enter the place
A mixture of pity and scorn on their face