So, without further ado, and in no particular order, here are my choices for ten "perfect" Christmas albums (in one day, not 10).
Mindy Gledhill's "Winter Moon" is one of the best contemporary pop Christmas albums I've heard in years. Mindy paced the album perfectly, the recording is impeccable. And Mindy's voice is just dreamy. Whether she's delivering a peppy pop tune like "Little Saint Nick", a religious standard like "Silent Night", or turning "The Christmas Song" into a uke driven song from the roaring 20s, Mindy Gledhill brings everything to her performance and leaves you wanting more of the same. The original, "Little Soldier", packs as much seasonal wallop as most any holiday song ever has. And she gets extra points from me for recording the first version of"Patapan" I have ever liked--and I not only liked her version, I loved it.
Others have come and gone, but "Winter Moon" remains in heavy Christmas rotation at the Stubby household.
I get some of the issues, here. SheDAISY were, ostensibly, a Country group. But they were a Country group that wasn't really Country enough for lots of Country fans. And they were a little too Country to appeal to people who hate Country music completely. They were among the first Country groups to work with loops and samples, techniques that are quite prevalent in Country music today. They are definitely a mix of Country, Pop, and Rock (at least on "Brand New Year" they are), with even a touch of Radio Disney styled Bubblegum flavor included--especially on the title track (and maybe that's why I find them so fetching). And, yo, a bit of Hip-Hop, too; I kid you not. Listening to this album, I never wasted a second trying to figure out what their genre is; their sound is unique. And, of course, they have those beautiful harmonies that only natural sisters ever seem to have.
"Brand New Year" features the kind of balance and pacing other Christmas albums only ever dream of. There's a flow to the album that compels you to keep listening. They explore different sounds without ever sounding like they're trying to be something they're not. And the arrangements are superb. You know how I've said that the best Christmas songs are the ones that combine Joy with Longing? SheDAISY succeeds in putting the "longing" into "Jingle Bells", of all things. For that, alone, this should be on your Christmas playlist. But there's so much more...the rocking "Santa's Got A Brand New Bag", the spritely sparkling "Tinsel Town" (with it's wonderfully unexpected "Intro"), their original and funny perversion of the O'Henry tale "Twist of the Magi" (with Rascal Flatts), the reverence of "What Child Is This", wonderful covers of the seldom covered "Secret of Christmas" and "That's What I Want For Christmas", an amazing mashup of "Hark The Herald Angels Sing" and "Carol of the Bells", the sheer joy in lessons learned in the title track, and the pure a cappella beauty of the album closer.
SheDAISY hasn't released any new recordings since 2011 and, even though I never followed the group, that seems a shame. But, if they're out there somewhere, I just want them to know that I got it. I understood and appreciated exactly what you were trying to do on "Brand New Year". And you did it perfectly.
My earliest introduction to Jazz and the first CD I ever bought or owned (purchased in the middle of summer, I might add). I actually went out of my way to try to find reasons to keep Vince Guaraldi's soundtrack for "A Charlie Brown Christmas" off of this list. Is it perfect, really, Stubby? I mean, you know, sure, the instrumental tracks are perfect, but I hate singing kids almost as much as I hate singing dogs. Well, that's not true; I actually prefer the singing dogs. But, on this album, it works. Perfectly. Nuff said.
But, from the outset, I knew there'd be one exception to my own arbitrary rule. The UA "Rhythm & Blues Christmas" album from 1976. Unlike other "perfect" albums, "Rhythm & Blues Christmas" has never been re-issued in any format. One reason for that is it's just too short for modern consumers, clocking in at less than a half hour, all told. Even when a company can obtain the rights to all ten of these tracks, they feel the need to pad it out...add more. Sure, Geico's gonna tell you that more is always better. But imagine, for a moment, the perfect cake recipe. Then imagine that you think you can make a better batter by using 10 eggs instead of 2. Never mess with perfection. While "Rhythm & Blues Christmas" has never been re-issued, copies of the original vinyl should be cheap if you look. Better yet, none of the songs are difficult to find, so just reconstruct it for your own head. You can read a bit more about this great record in our long neglected Essentials section.
Sometime in the late 80s, I was at a used record store in Red Bank, New Jersey looking for Christmas music. Wasn't finding much (a few imports that I already had) when I looked to my right and saw this gem displayed on the wall. It called to me. It glowed brightly and the camera zoomed. Angels began singing heavenly music. My eyes got about ten feet wide (it was really a cartoon moment). I asked the store owner if it was for sale. Very busy, running here and there, he grumbled "everything's for sale." Didn't have a chance to ask him how much before he jetted off in another direction.
I took the record from its display and turned it over to see "1954/$80" scribbled on the back in pencil. Could this really be $80? The newer used records all had those little red price stickers I know we've all seen, but not this one. Could I afford $80? For a record?
I swallowed hard, decided I HAD to have it, put back a few other things I had been planning to get, and humbly walked up to the cash register (which, itself, looked antique). In my mind, the lady at the register looked as I'd imagined Mrs. Claus would look, with white hair and glasses and a smile that was just right (and, I'll add, my vision of Mrs. Claus is a slender woman).
I tried not to show my desperation to acquire this treasure. I'm sure I failed. "Yes! Er, I mean, $80 is an awful lot of money. But I think I have that much and (weak smile--close to a grimace actually)...yes." I was dripping sweat like Albert Brooks in Broadcast News.
"How bout $8," she said. I about fell over. "But...(almost whispering, looking at the store owner) can you do that, I mean, if it's worth $80...I mean, I'll pay...I mean, I'm willing..." She waved me off. "Oh, him. He thinks everything is priceless. I swear, if it were up to him, we'd never sell a single record. And then what would we do? Do you want it?" She was already ringing it up. "Oh, yes!" She'd already bagged my purchase and was handing it to me. "Merry Christmas," she said, with her Mrs. Claus smile.
As it turned out, they closed up shop within a year (planned) and I'm not sure how much that influenced Mrs. Claus. I don't care. I look forward to listening to this one every year, and there are few recordings I would say that about. I cannot imagine ever parting with it (even for $80...or $800). And it's not just a Christmas record, see, its a Christmas moment.
Now, it would be almost cruel to show this to you if you couldn't get it anywhere. But, a few years back, "Winter Sequence: A Seasonal Suite for Rhythmic Reindeer" was issued on CD as part of a twofer of Ralph Burns albums (both cover arts are linked to the Amazon listing for the twofer). To tell you the truth, I bought the CD but I missed the pops and clicks, so I listen to my CD-R of my vinyl copy when I listen. It may not be everybody's cup of Christmas tea but, to me, its perfect.
How 'bout this? Let me think about what the list above is missing and point you to some really, really awesome very good but not quite perfect Christmas records. K? The ultimate selection in each category (the ones that get the video) will be the ones I find myself reaching for the most for pure listening pleasure.
Hmm. Not any kind of Rock footprint above at all, is there?
For Classic Rock, I'm very fond of the latter day efforts of Jethro Tull and The Moody Blues. They ain't perfect, but they're damn good. For more modern stuff, regular readers know I'm crazy fond of Lorna and Kissing Party, but their Christmas albums were really collections of annual singles and not conceived as an album. Same goes for The Killers, obviously. We've reviewed a bunch of awesome Rock Christmas albums over the years, from Donnie Iris to Jigsaw Seen to Rough Shop to Carbon Leaf--all very highly recommended and darn close to perfect.
But I'd have to say my most favorite single artist Christmas Rock albums are "Under The Influence of Christmas" by The Grip Weeds from 2011 (see the above video) and Universal Honey's 2003 release "Can't Stop Thinking About Christmas" (currently OOP; see the video below). Now there's a couple of under the radar classics that, while a hair shy of perfect, deserve to be on this list and in your collection.
A lot of "Best of" Christmas lists include Jacob Miller's "Natty Christmas" and that certainly is the most brilliant single artist Reggae Christmas album ever made. Essential? Absolutely. Perfect? Not to me.
There's a lot of good Cajun Christmas music. I'm not as big a fan of Justin Wilson as a lot of people are. But I'd count Michael Doucet's "Christmas Bayou" as one of my all time faves. And, if you dig the Zydeco thing, it's hard to argue with the excellence of Rockin' Sidney's "Holiday Celebration" (just don't mess with his "Toot Toot").
As far as the old timers go, the popular favorites in the Stubby household are Tennessee Ernie Ford's "Sing We Now of Christmas", Jim Nabors' "Christmas Album", and Nat King Cole's "The Christmas Song". But that's about nostalgia, not perfection. I mean, honestly, it's not Christmas for me until I've heard Ernie sing (and talk) "Little Gray Donkey". But that's my problem, not yours. As for Bing Crosby, I like lots of his stuff but none of the albums. Now that I think of it, I should probably create my own Bing mix. Anyway. Just thought you'd like to know.
Sharon Jones gets short shrift from me, here. First, because "It's A Holiday Soul Party" is more R&B than Blues. And, second, because it's too new. I don't want to apply the word "perfect" in this context to any album less than 5 years old. But I do thank God for all of the music Sharon gave us before she passed.
As I did with World Music, let me give you 3 real good Blues Christmas albums that, if you haven't heard them, are well worth your time and your dime. In third place, Cass Eager & The Mo' Debley's 2009 release "Santa's Got Soul". Cass is an Australian artist and "Santa's Got Soul" was one of those "this is my annual Import purchase" buys I mentioned a while back. Full disclosure, Amazon's only got it on CD-R and there's nothing on YouTube, really; want to check it out, you'll have to do Spotify. If you like your Blues female and funky, Cass is your woman. She absolutely KILLS "Santa Claus Is Back In Town" (the good kind of "kills"), covers Koko Taylor, Shemekia Copeland, Clarence Carter and the Staple Singers, and tops it all off with her own fabulous original Blues tune, "365 Days". Why third place? "Santa Baby". True, it's a bluesier "Santa Baby" than you're used to hearing. But still. "Santa Baby".
Don't forget to add your perfect Christmas albums in the comments, if you feel so inclined. Let's close this mother out with Kenny Neal's cover of "Christmas Comes Once A Year".