We were stringing lights while you were only stringing me along
After this faux holiday season I can't stand to hear another Christmas song
I tried making a sandman and all I ever got was crumbling dreams
But if it weren't for you I wouldn't have this valuable lesson it seems
Like who doesn't string lights and build a sandman for Christmas in July?
I’m taking my ugly sweater and my fruitcake and I am going home
I’d be better off this summertime Christmas by my fireplace alone
For the next five months, I’ll have to ask myself, “What would Jesus do?”
Because there's no I in Divine - at least the way I spell it - without you
Not bad for a made up story about a made up holiday. You can pick up "Christmas In July" by Walk It Off as a name-your-price download at Bandcamp.
Oh, and one item historians might want to note. I believe we have our first song reference, here, to July 25th being THE Christmas day for Christmas in July. Walk It Off might not have intended anything larger like that, but you know it's going to become "a thing", sooner or later, just as Christmas in July has.